Hey,
So you’re planning to end up like a snot smear drunk on the floor this Saturday, huh? Good. You know you’re an adult when you start drinking after breakfast, not just when the sun goes down. We’ll start at 12 at Javi’s place. Be on time — you don’t want to show up late and sober to the parade, right? So don’t be an idiot. We’ll stay there until around 3, and then stumble our way downtown. You’re gonna need food that soaks up alcohol like a sponge — you’ll find some in the city. Bring your own drinks and let Javi know if you’re bringing anyone along. Now take your ticket and may the Lord have mercy on us, for we are about to sin a lot.
